“Look. Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No. It’s just the void. Infinite and indifferent. We’re so small. So very very small.”
I was thinking about One Year Later and how Cecil came to the conclusion that he must get Carlos a trophy, of all things. I imagine he brainstormed quite a lot.
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
I’m pretty sure you’ve reached Legendary Status when the God of Skating, Tony Hawk looses his shit
That’s literally the move Christ Air from the first tony hawk pro skater game
HE REALLY DID IT
*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
NO YOU DON’T GET IT
MY DAD LEGIT DID THIS IN HIS SPEECH
AT HIS OWN WEDDING
it was hidden in his inside-jacket pocket while he made his vows to my mum, and it was so top-secret that his best man had to smuggle in a slice of toast so no one saw it while he was getting ready.
…HIS OWN FUCKING WEDDING